20 thousands pirates and their knives ..That time of the month!!

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It’s that time of the month and I can barely sit on my chair While for one of the very first times of my life I decided to keep company to Morpheus Lady in Red and her 20 thousands pirates and their knives decided it was time to pay me a visit The visit I dont mind but the stumping in my organs I dont know!!! Havent given birth yet but d….tonight it feels like it….

“It’s hard to be a woman”replied mum on her praying rug wearing her beautiful veil and looking at me with the look of tenderness that only mum can give

The gift of life I thought as I was being attacked inside of my most private vessel….

Am I only the one?

Alhamoudillah and Thanks to Allah for sometimes making us feel every organ in our body..

Alhamoudilah for the pain sometimes to remind us that this body is ours and mainly His

Alhamoudilah for our mothers and for your my friends, young current and future mothers..

For dealing with 20 thousands pirates and their knives..

and I heard even more sometimes

At the edge of my seat..7 minutes after midnight

do you think they’ll calm down now?

20 thousands pirates and their knives!!!

I’ll let u know tomorrow for now I have to negociate…..

Yaye

*Pic courtesy of Ranger Peete

Comments

5 responses to “20 thousands pirates and their knives ..That time of the month!!”

  1. i hate my monthly visitor!!!

  2. I forgot to add that she’s evil!! lol

  3. yayemarie2226

    lololololol amina i feel u a bas lady in red lol

  4. No you’re not the only one! Heard they only stop or sometimes get better after you get your first child. Try to put a hot towel on your lower stomach and lay flat on your back, that helps sometimes. Also, you can drink tea ! Working out also helps as it relaxes the muscles down there. But I feel your pain, mine are horrible and make me roll on the floor sometimes 😦

  5. Arame

    Tres chere try ANTADYS!

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